Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is supposed to be so-called "Beast," "amazing," "Holy Sh**, Another Call of Duty!" Well, we saw the new AC130 Modern Warfare 2 video, presenting new Kill Streak customization. Well, we love the idea, but on the selection, it said "AC130 - 11 Kill Streak." Of course, that was the eleventh icon to choose, and pick your way to destruction. But, when we saw that, we frowned. If you get one kill, go knows, you could maybe be able to choose helicopter if you get to 6th Prestige. No official clarification on that, but it adds up. 15 icons, and the guy was on the 11th icon, and chose "AC130" to take out stuff. Which, that probably means if your friend gets a kill, he could get UAV Recon Plane, or something of that sort. Other than our babbling, the game looks pretty damn beast. Multiplayer looks bad-ass, graphics improved, cool new weapons, sticky grenades, and blowing off Robert Bowling (fourzerotwo)'s head is cool with us. Although we kinda ran down MW2 in our last post. Eh, whatever.


-USKB, The Little Gecko found in your Pocket.

Okay, so before Comic Con 2009 started, which we are not covering, we heard about Microsoft making an "Internal Publisher/Developer." We're all like "Hey, that's cool." And, then At Comic Con, Microsoft Game Studios Announced "Halo Legends," An anime series based on the Xbox 360-exclusive games, Halo.

We Said, "What the fu**."

Halo, one of the best games EVER, is getting run down into the ground. Bungie should take some action against Microsoft Game Studios. I know they just kinda gave them the 'okay' on it, but really. Bungie, take some action, you guys made the damn game, don't let MGS take control of the series. Okay, I'm kidding, Bungie was part of it all, but the logo of Bungie Studios is not on the Anime trailer, just Microsoft Game Studios, and 343 Industries, the "Internal Halo Developer/Publisher." So, my point is, with merchandise, books, t-shirts, video games, possible movie and more...the Halo video game will be gone from my life. I am in love Halo, but this kinda sh** pisses me off. And, Mr. Infinity Ward and Mrs. Treyarch...STOP MAKING CALL OF DUTY. You've guys talked about movies and more, and we're getting to "Call of Duty 8: We Like Men!" Please, I love Call of Duty, but it's time for a big change. Bungie, make a good Sci-Fi first person shooter, with guys in suits, dealing with aliens again. MAKE IT BETTER THOUGH. Infity Ward and Treyarch, make another war series, but with a base. Lets deal with one guy, for example Halo's Master Chief, and make the story interesting, and not a guy with the god damned name: "Soap."

"Yeah, lets name the guy 'Soap' (hillbilly laugh)" "Heha! Good Idea!"

Yes, we love Halo and Call of Duty, but it's running away from reality. After CoD7, which is to be a war game based on what COULD have happened in the Cold War, which I find actually interesting, stop making Call of Duty. Actually, I'm done with WWII. Lets go on other things, even make a fake war. I DON'T CARE. But, Call of Duty is getting too popular for people to enjoy. Make a new war series. Okay, it attracts new buyers, too.

And, you. Bungie and Microsoft Game Studios and 343 sh** Studios. You guys make a new series, featuring new main character, and make it sci-fi please. Also, make the game like CoD in a way, like the zoom in, or scoping, what ever you fags call it.

Change the god damn game, people. I love the game Halo and Call of Duty (and MW2, idiot), but the games are going too far. Please stop, I love you guys, but you've run down the games. One more sequel, and thats it. Or you're grounded.


Dumbasses,
-USKB

Well, at the last E3, Harmonix, MTV Games & EA Games presented LEGO tm Rock Band. Now, really. Do these younger kids really need to play Rock Band, and at most...play Rock Band with crappy bands like Maroon 5, & play the "Step to the Left, Jump 3 times" song, or whatever it's called. This is why I only reviewed one Rock Band spinoff, which was Rock Band: Metallica, and I'm not a big Metallica fan, but at least it's a better spinoff then LEGO Rock Band, or The Beatles: Rock Band. I mean...THE BEATLES? Only like 48-year old adults would want to hear or play that, and you know them adults. Most don't even know what color the "A" button on a Xbox 360 controller is.

That's My Breakdown of "LEGO: ROCK BAND." Is it Valid with you?
-USKB, XBOXPolis.Com

Well, I love the title. And, I love Infinity Ward. But, they still drive me insane. First, we got the MW2 name change to Call of Duty. Well, in a previous release of the "Unboxing Modern Warfare 2 Video" by Infinity Ward's own Robert Bowling, he presented all of the ways to wast your money and buy MW2. First, the regular edition, which is to attract buyers, like parents, who know their under-18 aged kids play CoD, by having a small little "Call of Duty" above the Modern Warfare 2 logo. Now, if you're a person who knows what Modern Warfare 2 is, the Hardened Edition, which costs about $80, and the Prestige Edition, which will cost like $140, I think. Now, like I said, the "Call of Duty" on the regular box is to attract buyers. Many parents know their kids play a game called "Call of Duty" and at Christmas time, they'll see it's a new game, and they'll buy it. That's how it goes.

Now, besides from that, we're putting together a breakdown of what we want from Infinity Ward in MW2...

• Good Weapons
• Better Accuracy of the Stupid Knife
• Vehicles, but like jeeps w/turret. We don't want any friggin' tanks.
• Better graphics
• Better Xbox LIVE connection ability
• Glitches are fun, but...annoying.
• Where you shoot someone first, and then they shoot after you've shot, and you die and they don't. Yeah, we don't want that. Unless you do.
• Okay, I know perks can get you Primary Grenades x3, but lets start off with two. One is definitely NOT enough.
• Better Hardcore Mode
• Moar Maps. Also, if you guys are keeping 2-3 maps from CoD4, make 'em better. Also, I know you guys are keeping Shipment, so make it bigger plz.
• Co-Op, which I think is now clarified by IW.
• Mini Games, such as a Nazi Zombies Spinoff.
• Dogs. I love 'em. IDC what you guys think, but it's always fun dealing with it.
• Map Editor. For Example, Halo 3's Forge
• Custom Games, AKA Private Matches experience increased. For example, Halo 3. Ha, I know, but still. Halo 3's Custom Games has many, MANY options, making it fun.

That's it. We know it was a lot. We hop you enjoyed, and agreed. If you don't agree, We WILL find you. And kill you.

-USKB, No Queers.

Okay, so Rock Band 2 is getting user made tracks, huh? Well, lets go over costs...

- Reaper Digital Audio Workstation program (available for $225)
- Xbox 360's XNA Creators Club ($50 four months, $100 yearly)
- Only 30% of sales (songs between .50 / $3) go to you.

Okay, so why don't we just get good, and get on RB2, without doing anything? Stuff like this drives me insane, and according to GameSpot posts, many like the idea, but most disagree with the system they have to go through, including the costs. Currently, this is only for the Xbox 360, but according to MTV Games, some songs, not all, will somehow make it onto the Wii and PS3 versions soon.


-USKB reporting; you're ugly.